Thursday, March 10, 2011

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris had unprotected sex in the back of a semi. 1 drop of semen feel and infused with the semi and is now know as Optimus Prime!
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  1. MisdirectionsMarch 10, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. #HappyBirthdayChuck

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  2. MisdirectionsMarch 10, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays. He beats them mercilessly until they start counting backwards. http://imdb.to/dPCUGq

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  3. MisdirectionsMarch 10, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    Chuck Norris once kicked a Horse in it's chin..it's descendants today are known as Giraffes.

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  4. MisdirectionsMarch 10, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

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  5. MisdirectionsMarch 10, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    Chuck Norris is the only person that can strangle you with a cordless phone!

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  6. MisdirectionsMarch 10, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    Chuck Norris's Toilet http://twitpic.com/486iec

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